Definitions by porndexter

deer jerkying 

When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.

Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!

deer jerkying by Porndexter November 18, 2014

buckaki 

When one (or more) gets so excited after a kill whilst hunting, that one (or more) ejaculates on the animal's face.

Deer processor: "Hey what's all this sticky stuff on this animal's face"?
Skeeter: " Oh, that's the first time anybody shot a 12 point in the huntin' club. We got so amped, we all buckakied that sumbitch"!

buckaki by Porndexter November 18, 2014

squelchy

To have sex.

Wanna do the squelchy?

squelchy by porndexter October 24, 2003