spilt holy water 

Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.

I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.

spilt holy water by hdd3thh April 14, 2023

spilt milk 

what u should cry over.

nothing else is worth crying about

spilt milk by urmomshott August 21, 2004

spilt milk 

The name for cum on a girls face.The white man lotion on her looks like spilt milk.

"This chick was givin me a blow job and it looked like spilt milk when i came on her face"

spilt milk by Kaz Moses May 26, 2004

spilt milk 

Some unimportant problem, as in the pharse "don't cry over split milk".

It's just split milk.

spilt milk by Hysterical Woman May 31, 2004

spilt milk 

1)
A woman who is aging badly. Her body is turning droopy and wrinkled. Her body is starting to curdle, making cottage cheese out of her ass.

2)
Badly aging Female

3)
Complete opposite of a cougar / milf

4)
Also, known as spilt

Pete : "Bitch, your spilt milk!" "Your ass is so curdled, I could serve it up ass cottage cheese."

Random Skank: "Your an asshole!"

Karl : "Dude, what the fuck is your deal?"

Pete : "Dude, I'm saving you from this spilt milk ass bitch." "Now you won't have to give her the fishboot later!"

spilt milk by Cheese4green September 20, 2011

spilt milk 

When you jizz your shorts unexpectedly.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I spilt milk just looking at her melons

spilt milk by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004

spilt milk 

An event in the past(usually a bad event or missed opportunity).

There's no use crying over spilled milk.

spilt milk by kevin May 31, 2004