ankle spanker 

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

ankle spanker by Linda December 26, 2004

Wanker Spanker 

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

Wanker Spanker by rachyy April 14, 2007

dick spanker 

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

dick spanker by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

cow spanker 

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.

"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"

cow spanker by rosa1234 February 7, 2012

Goat Spanker 

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

Goat Spanker by Normmtx April 28, 2021

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

kankle spanker by spencer December 19, 2004

clam spanker 

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

clam spanker by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006