open a can of soup 

To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.

"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."

open a can of soup by Jim Pony August 8, 2009

soup in the can 

during sex the male will donkey punch his partner at which point he will ejaculate in their face. then take a empty soup can and shit in it. wipe the cum off their face and use it for seasoning. then say "minestrone soup bitch"and make them eat it. you may also add salt and pepper.

"last friday i gave gabe glasser the good ol soup in the can"

soup in the can by fred dick June 4, 2007

Can of soup 

Ones opinions on a subject

We all have our can of soup about polotics

Can of soup by Plasticpanda June 6, 2013

can you make me miso soup every morning 

Basically its a indirect way to propose to someone.

his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?

can you make me miso soup every morning by The side Popcorn Stand November 18, 2021

i can smell your soup from here 

Another way to say that you understand what someone is saying.

Ex: "Did you see that episode of The Walking Dead last night?? It was insane!"

"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"

i can smell your soup from here by Familyfirst22 March 26, 2017

A can of bean soup

A can of bean soup is something that is very lovely and lonley,,, its also liquidy. I guess, LMAO

I love to drink a can of bean soup when its pouring outside

A can of bean soup by Noodle allie February 7, 2021

Labels are for soup cans

A phrase commonly used by the easiest people to label.

basically means "people don't need labels"

Me: your so scene.
Clearly scene person: labels are for soup cans.
Me: well you keep telling yourself that you scene son of a bitch.
Clearly scene person: whatever your just jealous of me.
Me*in a sarcastic voice*: I sure am!

Labels are for soup cans by foshiznizzle March 19, 2008