Sober 

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

Sober by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012

sober 

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime

“yeah i was high but now im sober bro”

sober by lakesidequan March 9, 2019

Sober 

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

Sober by oops1644 January 12, 2008

Sober 

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

Sober by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

sober 

Someone or something that is fair and trustworthy - not dodgy.

"You better not be messing me about with this deal."
"No mate, I promise, it's sober."

sober by Dirty Shambler May 13, 2006

sober 

To be top of the line. Awsome. Best you can get. Clean.

Man that new Neon you got is sober!!! check out the sterio in that thing!

I can't wait till i get in my new apartment. It's going to be so sober!

sober by CJ Miles May 23, 2006

sober 

when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk

dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday

man: bc dude i was sober

sober by baddiet April 11, 2019