Soak n Stroke 

Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.

Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.

Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.

Soak n Stroke by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

soak your head 

Old slang used to tell somebody they have no idea what they are talking about.

Go soak your head

soak your head by kurty2433 February 15, 2012

Soak and toke

Smoking weed while in the bath tub (not to get clean, it's just fun as hell).

Similar to a wake and bake, it's extremely relaxing. Just don't drop your weed in the water!

(texting)
Kevin: brb I'm going to soak and toke.

Caton: WTF?

Soak and toke by Kwoodhead October 6, 2011

soak it in cider 

When an overly heterosexual male receives a minor injury on a manly job, then reports the incident to his supervisor or co-worker he jokingly says he must go home and soak it inside her, as in have sex with the wife to alleviate the minor and trivial pain.

Crab Fisherman 1 : Shit i cut my hand on all these crabs out here in the dangerous Bering Sea.
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago

on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too

soak it in cider by BreakfastSausage December 16, 2015

Soak test 

A "soak test" is the part of video game testing where the game is started and the character is made to stand around for hours. It is used to detect crashes brought on by memory leaks and other faults in the game engine.

Today we will start Halo 3 and give it an 8-hour soak test.

Soak test by Aegrotatio October 20, 2010

Soak-n-sulk 

when you come home and soak in the tub with sulking to a sad station on Pandora

I can't wait to get home so I can Soak-n-sulk to my new Pandora station

Soak-n-sulk by CJ2010 May 31, 2010

Soak Em' 

- To beat up

-To beat so badly the blood runs in river soaking their clothes

Mike and his boys just beat the crap out of Paul!

Let's soak em' for Paul

Soak Em' by Vicious_LaLa October 7, 2010