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snort the magic pig 

a euphemism for crack addict although still crude.
lots of snort the magic pigs live in the negerlands
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snort job 

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!
snort job by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006

Snort pipe

An object used for snorting stuff ie sugar/lick a stick powder/cocaine.
Damn man, this Disney bendy straw works great as a snort pipe
To put ones nose into another mans gooch
Snort Me by Jaqueefisisex February 13, 2019

Snort_four 

Basically my name on any social media that includes discord Playstation network and more
What's your username, it's snort_four

Why are you named snort_four
Snort_four by Snort_four February 26, 2022

snort job 

snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis
snort job by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009