snookee 

the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed

If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.

snookee by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010

snooker surprise 

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

snooker surprise by The Course Man November 14, 2013

Human Snookapede 

A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.

Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?

Because It's a Human Snookapede

Human Snookapede by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012

Snooker with a rope 

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

Snooker with a rope by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007

shwokered 

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.

I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.

shwokered by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

Welsh Snooker 

noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".

"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"

Welsh Snooker by fattyarbuckle July 5, 2008

Snickered 

The sexual act of, making another man shit and cum at the same time through anal sex

Nathan snickered me last night

Snickered by Markiboy557 August 29, 2022