JJ Smoof 

noun/adj

An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.

"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."

or

"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"

or

"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.

JJ Smoof by dirkdiggler9969 May 27, 2009

Plee Smoof 

What blonde girls say when they are attempting to be cute, but are really too tired to enunciate

Plee smoof so I can go to bed.

Plee Smoof by i poop rainbows December 17, 2011

teffle smoof 

When you have to crap so badly that you end up having some really bad diarrhea that sticks to your clothes all day.

"I didn't make it so I ending up having to teffle smoof my self..."

teffle smoof by Furyfreeze2005 November 17, 2016

scoofa 

A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.

"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"

scoofa by msinkwell September 23, 2021

skoof 

In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc.

- Мы выехали на скейтах за пивом с корешем, до меня скуф доебался, что я в его жирную жену врезался. А хули она делала на дорожке для велосипедистов? Ну мы ему дали пару лещей и укатили.
- We've started out our way for some beer with my buddy on the skateboards, a skoof niggled on me because I've slammed into his fat wife. What the fuck did she do on the cycle lane? Well, we gave him a couple of bitchslaps and rolled away.

skoof by 44t454545 November 12, 2022

Smooby 

An arbitrary word that some person came up with to identify a meme containing a fake youtube video screenshot where the contents are edited into another picture and the title of the video is changed to something like "Top 10 _____ _____ of all time"

Smooby literally has no other meaning than this

Smooby by Hi Amy! October 1, 2018

Smoochy Dreamer 

Smoochy Dreamer is a sub genre of wrestling fanfiction that deals exclusively with the romantic pairing of Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon. The term also describes a person who enjoys reading and/or writing for this genre. Sometimes shortened to Smoochy when discussed between their ranks.

I'm in the mood to read some Smoochy Dreamer fics.

Smoochy Dreamer by somenerdonline July 18, 2010