Smoking Dick 

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it

Smoking Dick by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A very consistent name for the movie.

See, there is an idiom "lock stock and barrel" which means "entirely, from top to bottom".

Also "Lock" is a slang for weed, "Stock" for money, and "barrel" for itself. The major elements in the movie are "copious amounts of ganja", £500,000.00 debt, and two antique shotguns which are used to fight Rory Breaker - who, by the way, is the most cruel and coolest gangster in the world.

It seemed meaningless and lame as a movie name at first, but it all appeared to me when I saw it. It was truely "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels by Neverlander February 10, 2009

smoking a clip 

smoking a small left over blunt

bro lets go smoke this clip real quick

kyle: what you doing

jayden: smoking a clip

smoking a clip by marii.spazz November 13, 2020

smoking lamp 

1. (on sailing ships) a lamp from which a pipe may be lit
2. (figuratively) permission to smoke

"Light smoking lamp" (giving permission for crew to smoke) and "out smoking lamp"
(denying permission) are listed among the 104 bugle calls in the US Navy's "Manual for Buglers", 1953 edition.

smoking lamp by Plebe Tribune March 25, 2009

Smoking resin 

What to do when you run out of weed (and cash) and you smoke primarily with a bong, pipe or other type paraphernalia.
Scrape, scrape, scrape, roll, roll, roll, it's a dirty job.
Light it up and it can taste like inhaling motor oil or industrial rubber,

but it gets you baked, chinese eyes high, or even blitzed in some cases.
However, it may also do nothing whatsoever, sadly

which means you just wasted your fucking time

and got your hands sticky and dirty as shit for no reason at all.

"i just ran out of weed and been smoking resin for the last few days."

Smoking resin by "stoner dude" apparently March 17, 2018

smoking alcohol 

The epitome of awesome. A must try for anyone who can breathe air in.

Proceding the events after smoking alcohol: Woah man, you smoked some Bud?! ... ya bud

smoking alcohol by Smokey McSmokertonbud October 16, 2013

smoking cookie

smoking "cookie" refers to Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland.

smoking cookie: Raindrop, drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)

smoking cookie by Phil E Street February 1, 2017