shart slurper 

one who slurpes shart

you fucking shart slurping cunt!

so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.

shart slurper by danny mcfart April 2, 2022

Curry Slurper 

Noun, racial slur; A term used to degrade a person of Indian descent.

Quit charming those snakes and answer the phone, you curry slurper.

Curry Slurper by itstockra November 21, 2015

Diarrhea Slurper 

Someone (generally a younger, obnoxious person) who is obsessed about the worst aspects of pop culture (enjoys whatever is popular, but pays no attention to anything else), says "dude" when addressing whoever they are talking to, and generally holds ill-informed world views. It is not their interests that make them diarrhea slurpers, but the way they act when expressing their interest. This term derives from the idea that diarrhea slurpers take in (slurp up) all the refuse of pop culture (diarrhea).

"That stupid kid over there claims that he only plays first person shooters, yet he has no idea what Bioshock is, he must be a diarrhea slurper"

"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"

"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"

Diarrhea Slurper by Cynist3r December 1, 2011

curry slurper 

A native, or racial descendant, of the Indian subcontinent. Syn.: raghead. It can refer to any subcategory, including engineering students, crack motel owners, 7-11 cashiers, or holier-than-thou nose-ringed, sari-wearing pretentious immigrant bitches. Also, one who enjoys shit-eating diarrhea sex. see, also, gupta, patel.

"Who's the new fuck-wad in a pink polo shirt and loafers playing with his iPhone on the lawn near the Bio-Sci building?"
"Just some fkn curry slurper."

curry slurper by Mahatma Gupta Patel, III August 5, 2008

Sperm Slurper 

One who drinks sperm

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch

Sperm Slurper by King Kling December 11, 2006

doosh bag slurper 

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

doosh bag slurper by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

mud slurper by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015