Cock n' Shock 

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).

Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.

Cock n' Shock by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022

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When you can't get it up because you're thinking about it too logically

Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...

spock cock by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009

Stock Cock 

An uncircumcised penis

-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.

Stock Cock by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Sock Cock 

A game where two men place socks on their cocks. The two men begin to shake their cocks around until one of the socks fall. The winner is the man who shook of his sock.

Christian and William played sock cock at the football game.

Sock Cock by Dr. Duce November 30, 2019

sock cock 

A way to make fun of your friend after you find out he is not circumsized.

DUDE! shut your sock cock mouth!

haha when are you gonna show us your sock cock?

lol lets go write sock cock on the back window of that guys car.

sock cock by briandorc June 29, 2010

sock cock 

Someone who is trying to appear as something they're not. Named after the practice of stuffing a pair of socks into the underwear to create the effect of a larger bulge.

"Don't listen to him, he's a total sock cock."

sock cock by Em2007 April 2, 2007

Sock Cock 

When the Condom is too big and it slips off inside of her. So in other words you cock is baggy and old and sloppy.....

"Jayde had such a big pussy ( slut ) that Chris had a Sock Cock"

Sock Cock by Sock Cock March 13, 2018