shirtcocker 

1) a male whose commitment to nudity stops above the waist. 2) a common phenomenon among cartoon characters wherein the character is deprived of pants; see Donald Duck, Ziggy, Winnie the Pooh, etc.

I got invited to go to Burning Man this year, but was scared off by the sheer number of shirtcockers in attendance.

shirtcocker by Charles Worschatz July 18, 2006

Shitrocks 

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

Shitrocks by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

shirtcock

(verb) To walk around wearing a shirt but no pants or undergarments. Synonym of Donald Duck. Technically applies to men only, but plumbing issues aside, easily applies to women, too. Sometimes a mild pejorative, implying imcompleteness or an unwillingness to commit.

"It's so beautiful out, I'll think I'll shirtcock today." (verb form)

"There sure were a lot of shirtcockers out on the playa this year." (noun form)

"When Mozart died, he shirtcocked his 'Requiem.' Someone else had to finish it." (verb form, implied meaning)

"Annaconda, quit shirtcocking and just pick a place to eat!" (verb form, implied meaning)

shirtcock by Rex Havuk October 21, 2004

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Shitlocker 

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

Shitlocker by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shirtcocker 

A committed nudie who hangs out at hotsprings, burning man, nude beaches, clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate.

After getting a sunburn on my back, I just went as a shirtcocker the rest of the day.

shirtcocker by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

fucking shit cock 

1. Often said when there is nothing better to say
2. Used to express feelings of Anger, Bitterness, Total excitement, awesomeness, loneliness, sickness, and acts of violent aggression
3. Sean's motto

1. "Fucking shit cock! where the hell are my shoes?"
2. "Dude the Cubs lost again! Fucking shit cock! I knew they would."
3. "How are you feeling today, Sean?" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
4. "Billy wants to go to Grinell" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
5. "Fucking shit cock, I am lonely"
6. "Fucking shit cock"

fucking shit cock by sean mennecke December 11, 2007