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shave the soap 

The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.

It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.
"Who forgot to shave the soap!? It looks like Sasquatch was using this thing!"
shave the soap by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006

Shave My Rabbit 

A lewd phrase commonly used by flirtatious sandwich makers.
"Hey girl, you come in ten minutes early and I'll let you shave my rabbit..."

Shave The Hamster 

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.
“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster
Shave The Hamster by BaldHamster December 16, 2021

Shave in a lower way

It means shaving the little hair that is on the obvious parts of a girls' body.
This will work perfectly if you are in a situation when your girl has not shaved her arms or legs. You do not like that, but you do not want to offend her either. In such situation you say to her politely:
"Honey, you need to shave in a lower way."
Shave in a lower way by Sajmon March 21, 2008

shave the bug 

to shave the pussy. making reference to shaving the hair around the vagina.
dude, we were drinking some beers and she jumped in the shower and let me watch her shave the bug

I dont go down on any chick that does not shave the bug
shave the bug by b. hanback February 17, 2008

shave the whales 

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding
Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales