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Shave That Shit September

The time of year when your family and friends begin to encourage you to shave off the manly animal growing on your face that is still left over from the previous No Shave November.
Girlfriend: "Is that a small kitten on your upper lip?"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's my stash left from No Shave November."
Girlfriend: "You must have missed the memo. It's Shave That Shit September, so shave that shit."

Shave that Bear 

When a woman has a giant bush and attempts to shave it.
Hey, hop in the shower and shave that bear.
Shave that Bear by Peacelate July 8, 2010

Snake that shits perfect rats. 

1. Someone or something that participates without adding anything of substance.
Person 1: "Dude, the only thing Lenny added to the presentation was stupid transition effects."

Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."

Snake That Spits 

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.
Snake That Spits by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013

Bake that Snake

To get high off of a joint or a blunt. Snake=joint/blunt
Damn yo, We funna bake that snake tonight.
Bake that Snake by YouaSnake September 27, 2009

that shade of blue 

aka Louis Tomlinson's eye color
"name a color"
"that shade of blue"
"that isn't an answer"
"never seen Louis Tomlinson's eye color, mate?"
that shade of blue by LunaLikesMuch February 20, 2021