Sergeant Major
Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead
Sergeant Major by Totally not D. Vegan May 4, 2020
sergeant-skidmarks
sergeant-skidmarks by dorham May 26, 2006
Sergeant Haight
A steroid inducing rage-a-holic that has a quaint fear of children. Haights will most likely be seen in the gym "improving" their phsyical fitness. Although they'll deny it, their time in the gym can last for hours or even days in one sitting.
Be cautious when approaching a Haight, they're emotionally unstable when they haven't had their daily dose of "vitamins"
Be cautious when approaching a Haight, they're emotionally unstable when they haven't had their daily dose of "vitamins"
Sergeant Haight - "I just got back from the gym, gotta keep these guns clean."
Me - "Do you ever go anywhere else besides the gym?"
Sergeant Haight - "When I walk into GNC, they have a bag of pills sitting on the counter for me."
Me - "riiight..."
Me - "Do you ever go anywhere else besides the gym?"
Sergeant Haight - "When I walk into GNC, they have a bag of pills sitting on the counter for me."
Me - "riiight..."
Sergeant Haight by Mujaahid July 9, 2007
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by LukieInTheSky December 11, 2009
sergeant sergeant
1. One of those fellas just loves the shit out of the military so much so, they just HAVE to have a military last name, in hopes of when said rank is obtained, they would just love to hear their name twice.
2. A person that just stares at themselves in the mirror with a handgun and practices dumb ass shit they would say in a high duress situation.
3. A total and complete shithead that is always wearing military gear and owns thousands of guns, yet when asked about military experience and all the battles they were in, it turns out they were a cook...
2. A person that just stares at themselves in the mirror with a handgun and practices dumb ass shit they would say in a high duress situation.
3. A total and complete shithead that is always wearing military gear and owns thousands of guns, yet when asked about military experience and all the battles they were in, it turns out they were a cook...
Any day now the shit will hit the fan and sergeant sergeant will be the one to save all your sorry asses!
sergeant sergeant by xXGEARXx November 19, 2019
Sergeant Smartass
Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"
"Oh man It's raining outside"
"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"
"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"
"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
Sergeant Smartass by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020
Sergeant Slaughter
Ayo! I can’t make it I’m going to catch up with Sergeant Slaughter I need to give her what she wants and honestly I need some or her head game because it’s A-1
Sergeant Slaughter by King Renzo June 12, 2021