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Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.
Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
Scan your tits by Jeff September 12, 2003
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Another way to call attention to something.
"Yo, Lister, scan this new definition on Urban Dictionary!"
Scan this by Doc Evil March 12, 2005

Scan your tits

Scan your tits by Jeff August 22, 2003

Scan The Barcode 

Scan the barcode is current Brighton and London slang for Check It Out. It comes from the link between check outs in supermarkets and the barcodes they use.
I'm gonna scan the barcode on that new Sean Williams album
Scan The Barcode by Jon Klaff August 31, 2004

Scan Man 

Usually an IT geek who is in charge of scanning large amounts of paper or files. Scan Man identifies and fixes any scanning errors and is sometimes revered as a type of pseudo super hero. Scan Man is often seen wearing t-shirts with software or trade show logos. Scan Man has also been known to sport high waters when required to dress up.
Scan Man came to the rescue yesterday when the scanner jammed and the entire system almost shut down.
Scan Man by See Sack EIA April 27, 2009

scan and snack

A method of cheating on some kind of test that requires some planning and someone computer savy. What you do is take a candy wrapper and scan it into a computer and then edit your facts onto it. Print it up and rewrap your candy so you can use it later, and then eat when you are done.

IMPORTANT: make sure you can have snakcs during.
Thing 1: How did george pass that test, he never studied?
Thing 2: He did a scan and snack, I was just surprised his teacher allowed snacks during the test.
scan and snack by Mak Aru April 30, 2010