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Rocko's Modern Life 

Rocko's Modern Life by qwerewq March 18, 2004
A venue/bar/grill in Manchester, NH where many local bands play. Home to the famous moshing of John Preston. Also, it's located in the ghetto part of Manchester, where many shootings take place.
Tool: Yo d00dmanbrosifguymale, did you catch that sick hxXxc show at Rocko's on friday?

Another Tool: Yeah, bro. That stupid band UnderBrightLights was playing again.

Tool: d00d they suck ballsack.
Rocko's by chrismartin69 February 18, 2009

rocko's modern life 

one of the best shows of all time and, like every other great show on Nickelodeon (angry beavers, doug, ahh! real monsters, invader zim, ren and stimpy), it got cancelled cuz Nick turned into a gay-ass, stupid fucking fag channel and has now been taken over by stupid shitdick shows like catscratch, teenage robot, danny phantom, some shit with jamie spears, and some stupid avatar shit
Jon: Rocko's Modern Life is a great show

Bill: No shit!
rocko's modern life by JD890 December 12, 2008

Rocko the Hair Fairy 

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.
(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

Pulling a Rocko

The act of getting the name of a friend, girl friend tattooed to one's own ass.
"Me and my buddy go so smashed last night and ended up pulling a rocko"

"Dude, I pulled a Rocko last night"
"No way! Let me see!"
"Who the hell is Gartha"
"Maaaan, it was supposed to be Martha"

Pulling a Rocko by Rocko NoGood February 28, 2008

Rock and Roll Shit 

Taking a shit where there is little thrashing about, a great deal of enjoyment and a bit of pelvic movement to shake it off.
oooooooo that was a rock and roll shit there, fabulous!