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rockocracy 

A group of rock'n'rollish celebrities in the UK made up of young people born to famous, rock'n'roll parents/socialites whose bands/solo acts were milestones in the history of music. This group includes: Daisy Lowe (Pearl Lowe's and Gavin Rossdale's daughter), the Geldof sisters (Sir Bob Geldof's and Paula Yates's daughters) but also Kate Moss or Agyness Deyn (the modelling rockocracy). The group promotes its own lifestyle that is comprised of parties, unorthodox way of dressing, and the love of hard music. They're considered a very cool and trend-setting bunch of people.
Pixie Geldof was hailed the coolest girl in London prolly thanks to her connection to the rockocracy.
rockocracy by necrotism June 20, 2009
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Cockocracy 

The political power of the penis within a hierarchal structure, normally between men.
Size matters in the cockocracy of the locker room
Cockocracy by Cockcrocratic April 12, 2014

Jockocracy 

(rarely spelled as "jocktocracy")

A scholastic environment (usually college/university, sometimes high school) where sports/athletics are placed as the highest priority of “education”, above (often far above) all others. Sports/athletic participants (“jocks”) are viewed, by those in charge, as the greatest heroes of this environment. They are usually aware of this, and take unfair advantage of it – usually exerting unfair influence on non-jocks, and non-athletic instructors. Often, they get away with this more freely than others would. (This usually drags down the actual educational standards of the entire institution.)

Commercial work situations managed by rabid sports fans can have a similar situation.
Funding for math and science were cut, again, because this is a jockocracy.
Jockocracy by Lite Yagami August 23, 2008

Jockocracy 

An oppressive, totailitarian government of jock overseers that seeks to subjugate the less athletic for their own political gains.
Jockocracy by Nick O"Lantern July 2, 2007
Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.
Vote Candidatebot 4000 in 2008 or be processed for organs.
robocracy by matt dold November 24, 2004
Word of the Day on January 4, 2008

jockocracy 

College micro-society ruled by Abercrombie-and-Fitch wearing, baseball-cap-packing frat boys.
“Now, restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.”
jockocracy by tikaro October 27, 2003

Constitutional Robocracy 

A form of a consitutional democracy that grants full citizenship and sufferage to humanoid artificial intelligence.
"Well...if you're not in support of the idea for a Constitutional Robocracy then we'll see how much mercy you get during the great machine wars!"
Constitutional Robocracy by Jeff M. December 21, 2004
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