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Righteous 

More righteous or more morally qualified isn't equal, so females pushing males for that aren't pushing them for equality, they are pushing for superiority, and that's bullshit. It's as bullshit as males trying to do the same thing with females.
The girl couldn't see that her own double standards or steps on her own ladder were everything she ever made fun of in somebody else when picking at their double standards or seeing through the rungs in their ladders, so she kept talking shit about people and judging them while telling them not to judge her for it. She wasn't any more righteous than anybody else, but always thought she was.
Righteous by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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Righteous 

When you have struggled and suffered alone your entire life and you still step up to the plate to help people when they need you that makes you a righteous motherfucker
Nobody was ever there for Susan but Susan was always there for everybody that makes her a righteous motherfucker

Righteous dump 

Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.
Tom: Where have you been, dude?

Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service
Righteous dump by Mastor Debator February 5, 2009

Righteous Chops 

Insane guitar playing. Usually used to describe someones guitar playing during a super fast and awesome sounding solo.

The two words do not have to necessarily be put together into a sentence. Look at examples.
Jimi Hendrix's righteous chops will turn you brain into mush.

From the sponge bob movie:

My precious helmets!

-- His chops are too righteous.--

The helmets can't handle
this level of rock 'n' roll.

Righteous Dude 

A righteous dude is an awesome guy who is very fun to be around, and usually associated with surfers. Everyone loves a righteous dude. He's an all-around outgoing guy.
"Woah, bro. Did you see Joe ride that wave?"
"Yeah, man. He's such a righteous dude, even surfing."

Righteous Moss 

A happenin' 'do. Usually refers to an afro, jewfro, bouffant, or other hairstyle that involves curly hair.
Righteous Moss by Eurkos May 22, 2011

righteous bucks 

Dane-"I made like 50 dollars today"
Spicoli-"Righteous bucks."
righteous bucks by krodoggy23 February 11, 2009