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Ride Wife? Life Good

Ride wife?
Life good.
Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE!!!

Wife gone.
Think about wife...
Regret.

'Ride Wife? Life Good' is a gorilla meme from YouTube
John: ''Hey Prudence, look at that gorilla''
Prudence: ''Oh Wow, it is magnificent..... Ride Wife?''
John: ''Life Good.''
....

Ride wife? Life good. Gorilla rides his wife

Riddikulus 

The Boggart-Banishing Spell is a charm that is used in defence against a Boggart. It causes the creature to assume a form that is humorous to the caster, along with a whip-crack noise, thereby counteracting the Boggart's ability to terrorise.
The caster must think of something funny while casting this spell. As boggarts feed on fear and are defeated by laughter, the object of the spell, ultimately is to make the boggart laughable.
Thanks to the riddikulus charm one can laugh at their worst fears.
Riddikulus by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

dutch ghost ride 

The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.
Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.

sausage ride 

A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode
Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.

Ride and Feed 

When a girl rides your cock hard, and her tits are sticking right in front of your face, and you suck her nipples, and feed like a baby. her nipples will become so hard, you won't get enough of 'em
Hugh asked the hot exchange student from his anatomy class, if he could ride and feed her. She responded with "WAS?" -what in european language-
Ride and Feed by akunismuka November 24, 2014