Kung-puter Fu-ddhism 

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

Kung-puter Fu-ddhism by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

PutDaTeamOnMyBack 

One's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between, a desire you must achieve, to go ahead and get that green, if you know what I mean- Demetry James

There are 3 other forms of this word: PutDaTeamOnHisBack, PutDaTeamOnHerBack, and PutDaTeamYourBack
This word is often followed by the word Do, Du or Dude

"Damn do did you see Marshawn Lynch PutDaTeamOnHisBack do?"
"Bitch I PutDaTeamOnMyBack do," said the 4 yearold soccer player.

PutDaTeamOnMyBack by simpsonian10 January 23, 2011

putted 

putted is something my cute ass boyfriend made up, because he has chronic dyslexia, but i still love him so much.

guy: putted
girl:putted!!

putted by hazen January 8, 2018

Pugeda

To be fired in a quick a brutal maner. ( PU-head-a)

How could they pugeda Mark! He has been with the company for 15 years!!

Pugeda by Sam Puka May 1, 2008

Putentang 

The juice produced by a wet fart.

Putentang suddenly squirted from my anus.

Putentang by Paaaabloooo July 9, 2011

Putain/Pute 

Means "whore".

Popular exclamation:
eg, "Putain!" = "Fuck!"

Followed by "de merde" or "de bordel" makes it ruder:
eg, "Putain de merde!" or "putain de bordel!" = "Fucking hell!"

Putain de...(before noun)
Fucking...(before noun)
eg, Je hais ton putain de chien! = I hate your fucking dog!

Putain/Pute by hop March 18, 2004

ta mère la pute 

“Ta mère” meaning “your mom” in french
“la pute” meaning “the slut/whore/hoe/tchoin” in french slang Literally used in any situation or said whenever.

*gets water spilled on 39.99$ True Religion shirt from Winners”

Person: YOO TA MÈRE LA PUTE GEE

ta mère la pute by latasian514 October 21, 2017