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Fiat Punto 

A complete pile of fucking horse shit with an engine and four wheels. Looking to be overtaken by every other car on the fucking road (including hybrids?) buy a Fiat Punto. The worst day of my life was when I bought it, the best day was when I sold it.
Me: What car do you drive?

Looser: A Fiat Punto

Me: Fuck off you poor cunt.
Fiat Punto by Anon_4_U June 15, 2011
A drinking game where the participants, while watching a baseball game, take a drink for every slide, missed swing, and base hit.
Dude, I got so drunk playing the Punto last night, I fell in the pool.
The Punto by ShoshonTheElegant October 23, 2011

tu eres hijo de puta punto 

Hey Chuck Norris, tu eres hijo de puta punto

PintoBean2003

Help them. They've been trapped in the Urban Dictionary since March 03, 2020. We need to gather a search party.
A: We need to help PintoBean2003!
B: But how? We don't even know who they are.
A: It doesn't matter, we still have to!!
The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk
I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd
Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

Francesca Pinto 

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Francesca Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.