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Property Brothers

Verb - To demolish something with a sledge hammer or maul, especially when related to home renovations.
Hey boo, the new cabinets I ordered are getting delivered today, so we gotta Property Brothers the kitchen.
Property Brothers by Mx. Reese September 30, 2017

Bippity Boppity You Are My Property 

When someone says this to you, you immediately become their property and must submit to their will
Person 1: Hey was--
Person 2: Bippity boppity you are my property
Person 1: Yes master

comparative property

n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.
Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

Property Gorilla 

A racial slur referring to black people. It originated in the late era's of the slave trade and the early times after slavery was outlawed. White men started to refer to black people as Property gorillas because they were now allowed to own land, thus they were staring to populate neighbourhoods and allegedly "stealing" the land from other white folk interested in buying.
That filthy Property Gorilla bought a house next to mine! soon enough the whole street will be a jungle.
Property Gorilla by CinnaMan August 11, 2009

fortnite property 

a tik toker who has a pointy nose with many admirers on her work
yo u see fortnite property's new post on tik tok

Destroy private property

What you do when you live under capitalism yet have enough free time, energy and space to behave like a woketivist.
Fuck hell no, I will not destroy private property. I will go back to school