Private Bathroom 

Your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can poop in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.

Finally, i'm home. Now I can shit in peace.

My private bathroom is much cleaner than the shitty, piss stained public ones.

Private Bathroom by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007

Private Donut 

Proper Noun.  

The best character on the popular web series Red versus Blue. This character is found wearing light red (pink) armor, and also sporting the alter-ego "00 Donut" or, "Agent D00nut". He can be seen flying around on a jet pack saving the princess from the evil goblin in this form. He is also known as, but not limited to; Franklin Donut, Private Biscuit, Lieutenant McMuffin, Commander Pop N' Fresh (With Golden, Flakey crust!), Major Cinnamon Buns (Contains buttery goodness.), Corporal Croissandwich, and Admiral Buttercrust. All of the above (except Franklin) names are said by Donut's great freind Caboose. But one question still remains... Is Donut really a she?

The wise words of D00nut, "Thrill or be thrilled!"

Private Donut by Maledin November 29, 2004

drill private 

in military a private or with a similarly subordinate rank who thinks they are in charge and barks orders usually at those with the same rank. orders in this context are typically given by drill sargeants.

the drill private independently assumes the authority of a drill sargeant and will begin to give orders to other privates which are usually wholly ignored.

shut the fuck up drill private!
whatever you say drill private.

drill private by edmund dantes December 21, 2007

Private Parts 

Soldier of the lowest military rank, pvt. Parts.
Can be a dick sometimes; occasionally a pussy.

"Where's Private Parts? "

"I don't know. He's AWOL again"

Private Parts by Whoopty Doo! March 1, 2020

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) 

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots

Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

star private school 

a school that is full of 6th to 8th graders that vape 24/7 and chammak 8 grade boys (abood.dxbbbbb) is one of them and boys leave their pouches in the computer lab to wait for the girls to go to the lab so that the boys can see them

"yo lets go to star private school's washroom and vape"
"yeahhh man"

star private school by himalayan salt May 15, 2022

private skittles 

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.

skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!

private skittles by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021