Residency 

Medical graduate education where sleep-deprived residents (MD/DO) are underpaid and work 100 hours a week to become good physicians. Not to be confused with the 500 hours total required to become a nurse practitioner.

NP: "When I was in residency..."
MD/DO: "You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means"

Residency by Oracle9825 June 17, 2020

fit to be President 

Usually refers to a man who lives on fast food and diet soda. This man's only physical activity is over 100 days of golfing in a year and flopping around trying to find the remote control when it falls into the couch cushions.

A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.

The doctor declared, "He only weighs 239 pounds,"

*wink, wink,

"so he is fit to be President"

fit to be President by Nutzen YerMouf January 16, 2018

Baby runs for president 

Technique used when guys are being creepy or intruding on your personal space in a public place. Using your best Customer service voice, confidently ask them a question that only a toddler would be comfortable asking ie. how old are you? Do you have kids? How many teeth do you have? Is this your first time in a bar? Have you ever use deodorant before? The main goal is to throw them off their rhythm and confuse them enough to leave you alone.

Do it run for president baby!
This guy at the bar wouldn’t leave us alone so I said fuck it and ran for president
Baby runs for president.

Baby runs for president by EmeraldAmeryllis January 11, 2022

U.S. Presidents 

A "puppet" that says the same things as the previous presidents before him just to appeal to the public, and never actually follows through on most of these "promises", because the media is too busy eliminating our long-term memories.

Joe: Haven't you noticed that the past eight U.S. Presidents have done nothing different when it comes to foreign policy or energy?

Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.

U.S. Presidents by tylerdurden89 July 4, 2010

presidunce

presidunce (prez id unts) NOUN. A person appointed to the presidency by back room deals because of his criminality or incompetence, to further criminal enterprises. (See Ulysses S. Grant, Warren G. Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover, William Howard Taft, William Henry Harrison, Richard Milhouse Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush) From “president” and “dunce.”

You got your evil presidunces and your incompetent presidunces, but how do you top a man who says, "They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our country, and neither do we."

presidunce by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Lebanese President

Fictional character

My favourite fictional characters are spiderman and the lebanese president

Lebanese President by Jikssssss February 4, 2021

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!

Shakin' hands with President Johnson by Dankglas Quaid November 5, 2015