Prepare To Peg 

The act of getting ready to put on a strap-on dildo and anally penetrate a man, or a man getting ready to be fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a strap-on.

Dave and Chuck The Freak coined the phrase "Prepare to Peg!" during one of their segments involving pegging.

Prepare To Peg by The Watsonator May 31, 2019

prepare to die 

The tagline of the game Dark Souls.

Protip: They aren't kidding.

Guy 1: Played some Dark Souls the other day.
Guy 2: How'd it go.
Guy 1: When the box said, "prepare to die," it turned out they were serious.

prepare to die by Intelligence001 January 18, 2018

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. by lrb323 December 14, 2010

prepare to die for the overmind

A phase used in the video game Starcraft.

Prepare to die, for the overmind.

prepare to die for the overmind by Bullshitter September 15, 2004

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam 

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009

serak the preparer 

Alien cook from Rigal that uses recipipes from: How to cook 40 meals for 40 people

"Hey remember that episode of The Simpsons with Serak the Preparer?"

"Oh yeah the one where he has the cookbook called How to cook 40 meals for 40 people?"

"Yeah that the one"

serak the preparer by HellFish August 10, 2006

prepare the meal 

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

prepare the meal by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008