Prarie beaner

A native American constantly mistaken for a Mexican.

I asked him to make me a burrito until I realized he lived in a teepee. Fuckin' Prarie beaner.

Prarie beaner by smittenkitten January 25, 2014

prarie trash 

A particular brand of hick that is specifically found in the midwest. They are a combination of a drughead and a typical redneck. They act, dress, hunt, drive trucks, chew, and are intolerant like rednecks, but also do more drugs and drink more like a drughead. They are doomed to live in shiity podunk towns in the rural midwest forever.

Tom: Ray hasn't showed up to school in like two weeks.
Rick: Yeah, he's probably hunting and getting wasted. He's total prarie trash.

prarie trash by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

prarie dog 

when ur shit goes in and out ur asshole because u have to take a bad fucking shit meanwhile ur holding it in, while u cant so it comes out and in

Teacher: whats 1+1
James: miss can i use the bathroom? its an emergency!!!
Teacher: hang on james
James: I CANT I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT BADLY, ITS PRARIE DOGGING!

prarie dog by hockgwuy November 20, 2007

prarie oyster 

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.

McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.

prarie oyster by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

Prarie Dog Pop

When your mate is squatting over your face with a turd tangling out of his or her anus and you are giving it a blow job.

Dude, last night i fed your mom the prarie dog pop. She was lovin' that shit. Good thng I had corn for dinner the night before.

Prarie Dog Pop by SnMCandy June 12, 2012

prarie dogging 

from the english for drawing mud....the anus contracts and expands due to overuse and the poo is forced in and out

Jon Enco has takin it in the ass so many times that now he is forced to prairie dog all the way to the back of the post office

prarie dogging by yourmom November 3, 2004

Prarie Dog Shuffle 

When you are prarie dogging and you have to run/walk to go take a shit.

John: Why is that guy walkin funny like that?
Dave: He probally gotta take a shit. He must be prarie dogging bad. Thats the Prarie Dog Shuffle

Prarie Dog Shuffle by Random Guy1345 October 6, 2008