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post malone

the only person who looks rich and homeless at the same time. also extremely humble and sweet to his fans. some of his hits include “congratulations” “circles” “white iverson” “candy paint” “rockstar“ “i fall apart” “saint-tropez” “take what you want”

has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.

his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).

in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.

his birthday is july 4, 1995.

also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
me: i just went to a post malone concert!
friend: sweet!

me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
post malone by quill804 July 8, 2020
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Post Malone

Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.
It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone
Post Malone by AsswithaC October 25, 2017

Post Malone'd 

A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.
Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.
Post Malone'd by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018

Post Mahoned 

Aight, keep me post mahoned bro
Post Mahoned by Mahonis O'Brian November 22, 2018

Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
Post Malone by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021

Post Malone

To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.
Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?

Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?

Goofus: No...no I don't.
Post Malone by Queef_Quackenbush October 19, 2016