Phonics Monkey 

The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.

A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.

Phonics Monkey by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007

Polonium Radon 

The periodic table version of porn, often selected over other ionic compounds because the two elements' symbols together create the compound PoRn, spelling porn.

Man 1: Hey man, did you catch that PoRn last night?
Man 2: Aw yeah, the atoms in the Polonium were so raw, and it went well with the gassy Radon.
Man 1: Polonium Radon is the best!

Polonium Radon by Horny and Porny October 24, 2017

ponified 

1) (Past tense of ponify) Turned a character or object into a pony character, commonly in an art style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic;
2) (Adjective) Being in a form of a pony character.

1) IF WE PONIFIED MORE MEMES, THAT'D BE GREAT
2) "Why aren't you ponified yet?!" —Some brony to some random person on the internet

ponified by EcoLof November 3, 2018

poinion 

a feeling of pleasure or satisfaction. mainly when showing affection through either words or physical touch, but it can also be felt when receiving affection.

it is usually a positive thing.

“To tell him he’s beautiful is a poinion(for me).”

“The hug gave him a poinion.”

“‘I love you’, he said with poinion.”

poinion by shadowwarri0r July 8, 2022

Hooked on phonics 

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.

I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.

Hooked on phonics by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021

pooniverous 

A person who just can't get enuff poon and gotta keep eating it like meat

Michael is one pooniverous bastard

pooniverous by Golden handed pimp May 21, 2003

Phonin' 

The act of playing music through the loudspeaker of one's mobile phone. Usually done in public places, usually really pisses-off 99% of people near the offender.

The guy on the bus was phonin' until someone punched him in the face!

Phonin' by thedodgymonkey August 20, 2009