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A worldwide mistaken word for pokemon.
Jill: I've caught a pidgey!!
Chris: What's a pidgey?
Jill: It's a pokeman!!
Olivia: No stupid it's pokeMON!!
pokeman by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

My pokemons 

My Pokemons let me show you them
Danny: What are you playing
Sam: Pokemon
Danny: Pokemon
Sam:My Pokemons let me show you them
My pokemons by Richie Roman March 6, 2008

pokemaniac 

someone over the age of 13 who like pokemon a little to much
the pokemaniac whould not shut up about pikachu
pokemaniac by me February 28, 2004

pokemanning

Bro will the wife let you out so we can do some pokemanning.
pokemanning by Sydewinder February 14, 2019

pokemanchild

Poke•man - A common misspelling or saying by people who do not know what Pokemon is or a way of being a giant smartass.
Man•child - An adult male who still possesses psychological traits of a child. (see the full definition of Manchild)

A Pokemanchild is a man who is an adult who only sees Pokemon as it is. A man who is obsessed with the trading card game, the games, merchandise and more. This man commonly will become upset if his favorite Pokemon is insulted. Commonly wears Pokemon appeal and is the first thing they can think to talk about.

However, do not get this confused with a Pokefan, which is a person who generally enjoys Pokemon for what it is versus a "Pokemanchild."

Commonly, people with this problem are often seen as "Autistic" and very may well be.
"Zack only talks about Pokemon when I'm with him. Everytime we are hanging out, all he wants to do is play Pokemon on our 3DS' or Pokemon Stadium. It gets old real fast. When I told him about this girl I was dating, he only talked about how Lusamine is the prettiest and if she were real, he'd date her. This guy is a real Pokemanchild"
pokemanchild by Tarrabyte May 15, 2018

Pokemaster 

That one nerdy kid in your school with long greasy hair and a pokeball backpack
There goes Pokemaster
Pokemaster by Aidæn February 20, 2017