Shock Phishing 

The act of attaching a false story to a shocking and/or gruesome image and posting it on a social media website in order to increase page traffic.

My friend fell victim to Shock Phishing when he posted the hoax story about the baby with cancer

Shock Phishing by Dr Stan February 8, 2013

Shame Phishing 

The duplicitous posting of images and information intended not to honestly share but to troll for negative commenters in order to attack them.

She deliberately went shame phishing online by posting less than flattering pics of herself and waiting until the inevitable negative comments trickled in, and then boy did she really launch into attacking them back!

Shame Phishing by ka the wordsmythe June 3, 2016

ear phishing 

The art or practice of subtly implanting a song, tune, or jingle (see ear worm) into the heads of people around you.

I am ear phishing that mofo, by quietly humming the "Colonel Bogey March".

ear phishing by Trollmfao October 1, 2016

cosmic phishing 

The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.

We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.

cosmic phishing by BigLud July 1, 2019

Phacebook Phishing 

A "Friend Request", labeled "People You May Know" which seems to come from another planet. A photo of a member of the opposite sex, with absurdly exaggerated sexual characteristics and a "name" which is a random string of letters. Presumably aroused beyond bearing, you will click "Add Friend" and promptly provide your banking information, credit cards, SSN and all your passwords.

"American mans, Dmitri, liking they are the waist-to-hips rations, this I read on pornhubs, so bigger you make it. Bigger Dmitri. Hot name you give please to these chick... Nogy Wqjorjm, this they American girls naming many. Masters of Phacebook Phishing soon we will be, rich mans, fancy car driving."

Phacebook Phishing by Monkey's Dad January 29, 2021

Go Phishing 

The act of standing outside any off liscence and askung passerbys to buy alcohol. This act is almost entirely carried out by (but not exclusive to) underage teenagers. The "phisherz" carefully profile and select their target audience in order to increase their chances of success. Tradesman, old men, non chavvy young adults are likely succesfull candidates. Care is taken to avoid asking anyone thats coukd be confused for a policeman, a parents friend and any man with his girlfriend.

Ah lads will we "go phishing" for a bottle of vodka tonight.

Go Phishing by FrogDogg September 9, 2021

pig-phishing (or pigfishing) 

like catfishing but like the person has pictures online or that they send which they everrr so carefullyy hide their fat bodies with the righttt angles and maybe gooood makeup, but when you see them in person, your stomach drops, but not in a way that you're in love, haha hell no. Your stomach drops because you know you fucked up and got pigfished. Now you need to try your best to get the fuck out of this situation without being rude, ya know, at least if you've got some decency.

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pig-phishing (or pigfishing) by knockerremover January 7, 2022