penistic winker 

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

penistic winker by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

Peniotis 

A small penis; one of little size and mass.

Kalivas has a peniotis.

Peniotis by Miguel February 15, 2004

peniswise 

A female that loves the cock, and wants to ride, suck, fuck and lick the dick

"see dat hoe she is peniswise"

peniswise by A2K February 18, 2003

peniswhistle

noun) an insult, you know those whislte lollipops......ya.....like that, use your imagination.

wow, brian olwick is such a peniswhistle...

peniswhistle by anonymous February 26, 2003

Pensitive 

Being in a thought filled state of mind.

I was in a pensitive mood when I decided to re-evaluate my goals.

Pensitive by Ray Corado February 18, 2004

Penigites

A disorder in arms that makes them look like a mans pee pee

Wow! Look Billy has got a hugs penigites

Penigites by Dick feather June 2, 2018

Penisitude 

A combination of the words penis and attitude, it is a lifestyle choice centered around compensating for a small penis.

Girl: See that 50 years balding white guy driving that spotless F450? That’s some serious penisitude right there.
Guy: *shouting* SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS, BRO!

Penisitude by UnableToThinkClearly June 17, 2018