pants 

A word to describe something that is rubbish. It was invented by Dominik Diamond of Gamesmaster fame.

"Rise of the Robots was pants."

pants by Iain D Smith January 14, 2004

pants 

Used to describe something or a situation that is ridiculously awesome.

Example:
Shannon: "Yo man, I totally boned my proff today after class!"
Jeffrey: "Yo man, thats so PANTS!"

pants by Lulupoopoo January 20, 2009

Pants 

The original cock block.

I almost got into Andrea's pants last night.

Pants by grobend December 13, 2010

Pants 

A person who gets wasted, pisses him/herself (usually on the couch or bed), and dishes his/her pants in a tree, then passes out on the same piece of furniture.

Wes: Ooh...what happened?
Geoff: Hey Pants, your up!
Wes: Ah FUCK!

Pants by PimpinPakulak February 19, 2011

Pants 

An illusion just like death

"Death is an illusion.... as well as pants"

Pants by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Pants 

The name of the player in Mortal Combat with no shirt and a pair of black baggy pants. Some fools would call him Bruce, but he is clearly Pants.

"Finish him, Pants"

Pants by gendoo February 4, 2009

pants 

Pants are clothes you wear on your legs. Some people call them trousers.

Elephants, in the rare occasions they may be found wearing pants, will refer to them as trousers.

pants by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 28, 2005