Pandemic Paranoia 

An “over the top” response to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.

Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!

Pandemic Paranoia by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Pandemic 1 

Bill Gates' codename for COVID-19, the first modern pandemic

When Pandemic 1 is over, you can stop being a homeliner, go outside, and join the next global party!

Pandemic 1 by timlight April 23, 2020

Pandemic Fatigue

The predictable mindset of helplessness and futility realized as a consequence of failing, long-term attempts at Pandemic management.

I just can't sustain all of these high-level protective restrictions...I'm going CRAZY!!!
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.

Pandemic Fatigue by YAWA July 4, 2020

Pandemic Prophet 

In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.

Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.

Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...

Pandemic Prophet by YAWA April 19, 2020

Pandemic Profiteer 

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.

Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.

Pandemic Profiteer by YAWA July 7, 2020

Pandemic Paradise 

A minecraft server that was created with the purpose of curing the boredom and the stress that came with this pandemic.
sadly coming to an end in late 2021.

Hey do you remember Pandemic Paradise
Yeah i do it was alot of fun wasnt it?

Pandemic Paradise by CaduCL28 January 31, 2022

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey 

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020