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to masturbate, have sex with oneself, to commit onanism
...and I caught that bitch having a onesie in the middle of the tennis court.
onesie by BabyA December 12, 2005

Under-Onesie 

The formation that occurs when a guy tucks his undershirt into his underwear.
Nat, when you bend over, I can see your Under-Onesie. I guess your torso never gets cold.
Under-Onesie by Ballsackreligious October 27, 2016
A self rolled spliff that is the size of a rollie cigarette, using one regular sized rolling paper/skin.
Dave: Is there any weed left?
John: Nah man, not even enough for a onesie.
Dave: :(
Onesie by Kempernol January 14, 2008
When you have to pee but not poop
Hey man can I use you’re bathroom I have to do a onesie I’ll be quick.
Onesie by Moist eyecrust November 15, 2017
A trademark registered to Gerber Childrenswear LLC, often used in connection with a one-piece garment for an infant or small child, generally worn over a diaper.
The child wore a Gerber Onesies garment.
onesie by Onesies April 17, 2009

onesie tear 

a single tear streaming down your face
"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*
onesie tear by KINGLOOLOO July 27, 2009