Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.

My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.

Sex Offender Sandwich by JonKellog April 25, 2021

Sex offender 

"The state of Florida has asks us to. Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad and now we're good. We're now moving into your neighborhood. My name is Charles Dolan dropping reims. I've been arrested seven time. I know that sound like a lot. Three of thos times were for vandalism. I'm not here to make pretenses im here because my sex offenses."Fat guy comes in"My name is Sam pound I'm number one.apoligizing for what I've done. In case your wondering what that was. I walked into a bathroom and shoved my and up a *******************

Sex offender suffle on YouTube

Sex offender by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 20, 2017

text offender 

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.

"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."

text offender by Katie1979 January 11, 2009

the offender

A custom burger at Wendy's, that contains:
a hamburger patty,
a chicken breast,
bacon,
cheese

and then go nuts.
The ultimate vegan offender!

'Yo dude, let's go to Wendy's, I'm craving the Offender.'

the offender by matt77 May 23, 2007

Little Debbie's Repeat Offender 

A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.

Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.

Little Debbie's Repeat Offender by kunsky August 21, 2014

repeat offender 

a woman that a man has already enaged in sexual intercourse with one or more times in the past

Tom: Yo Eric, did you get a fresh kill last night?
Eric: Nah, but I did bang this girl that I used to see in college.
Tom: Oh well, don't worry, nothing wrong with a repeat offender

repeat offender by Champ360 April 2, 2015

Sex offender 

Someone who offends people while they are having sex.

Bob is doing IT with Amanda. Amanda says your a dickhead. Amanda is now a registered sex offender

Sex offender by Bored guy August 20, 2020