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The Fork Of Justice 

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Originally an amusing and unique handle for chat rooms and games (originally MINE that is) which has become a comical (and increasingly widespread) way to 'poke' fun at evildoers, trolls or any one of life's petty annoyances within newsgroups, chat rooms and blogs.

It's main purpose is to dismiss annoying arguments, people and situations in a civilized manner without resorting to flaming, net hooliganism or other kinds of embarrassing behaviour.

A way of saying "this little thing will not get me down".

The use of the "Fork Of Justice" ranges from literally using a fork to poke the offending party (in chat), posting a picture of a fork in a thread or blog, or as a comical over-played super hero roleplay.
"I am The Fork Of Justice! I stabbeth thee with my Progs OF Truth!"

"You have been poked with The Fork of Justice. Troll."
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of justice • hammer of justice • Hounds of Justice • Knee of Justice • Axis of Justice • Circle of Justice • Cock of Justice • Nuts of Justice • Stick of Justice • 16buttons of justice

Flaming Wolf of Justice

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1. A strange and mythical being that prefers both male and female companions.
2. An anthromorph with an alternative lifestyle.
The Flaming Wolf of Justice rolled in and killed every living thing in sight without the slightest hint of mercy then breaks down into tears when his tank his dented.
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axis of justice 

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A non-profit organization of activism started by System of a Down's Serj Tankian and Rage Against the Machine's Tom Morello. They also hosted a radio station playing 'rebel jams' and interviewing world influences.
Axis of Justice is playing concerts to raise awareness, starting fucking revolutions of the mind, and waking the ignorant!
axis of justice by serjfan July 7, 2008
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the knee of justice 

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A move used by Captain Falcon that destroys everything it touches. The destroyed being then gets sent to an alternate dimension. Where there is only Tourny-Fags & Brawl Babies.
Person: Lel Captain Falcon got nerfed hardcore in Brawl.
Captain Falcon: *Jumps & performs The Knee of Justice.*
Person: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!
Captain Falcon: YESH! SHOW ME YO MOVES!!
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Knee of Justice

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(1)Captian Falcon's "knee" move in super smash brothers melee. Since Captain Falcon is all about justice and protecting the world (mostly america) he uses this gay move to face fuck people like a prancing fag.

(The movie the protector consists of the main character knee of justicing every god damn enemy in the movie)
"zomg you just knee of justiced me WTF"

"OMFG i hate you for using your gay knee of justice all the time!"
Knee of Justice by gla55jAw July 10, 2007

Sleep of Justice 

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Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
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