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objectivist 

(1) one who is selfish enough to take care of their own shit. (2) one willing to let others be wrong for the sake of freedom and the love of humanity.
objectivist by Lauren E. M. September 19, 2005

objectivist 

Semi-intelligent person labouring under the delusion that turgid prose, two-dimensional characters and ill-considered high-sounding sermonizing qualifies as "philosophy".
The philosopher was greatly amused when the computer support gimp tried to tell him he was an objectivist.
objectivist by zeitblom August 29, 2003

objective morality 

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.
"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."
objective morality by Ravio October 4, 2016

Objective-C 

A mediocre and generally useless programming language composed of C and Smalltalk poorly stitched together. It is basically Apple's own little Visual Basic.

Objective-C is the language of choice when developing applications for iOS, which is literally the only reason you would ever want to use it.
Thanks to Objective-C, we have more than enough fart and Sudoku apps to go around.

objective 

The little sentence at the top of a resume that states the reason you are applying for that job.
Objective:
To become a well rounded person and learn about the ______ industry.
objective by Asha_123 January 27, 2007

objectivism 

Politically-correct term for evil.
"Please, we don't use the word 'avarice' around here. We prefer 'objectivism'."
objectivism by Alex Stockwell November 21, 2013