I’m a nonce 

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)

Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce

I’m a nonce by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019

nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye

'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'

nonce-sense by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

Work Nonce 

Someone who loves work too much and doesn't like going home

See he is doing overtime again the work nonce

Work Nonce by benji19 November 14, 2019

Golden Nonce 

To do a tiny poo and blame it on the closest obese male

Matt felt cheeky and decided to pop a Golden Nonce and blame it on Ace

Golden Nonce by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Strokey nonce 

Morgan

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.

Strokey nonce by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018

Noiced

To completely screw up installation of side art on arcade cabinets.

Dude, you noiced that cabinet bad!

Noiced by Frizzybare August 18, 2008

nonce fc 

Nonce fc is a commonly used name for celtic football team of glasgow. The name originated from NONCE - which is used to describe pedo's in jail. Therefore celtic fc due to there history of problems involving sex scandals at the youth club have been tagged with the name Nonce fc

person a: You see nonce fc lose the other night?
person b: aye they got fucked by clyde, usually they get a flukey last minute goal but not this time

nonce fc by bigjock September 18, 2007