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neck no self 

The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.
Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."
neck no self by momophen May 30, 2014

Neck No Nothing 

"Neck No Nothing" or "Neck Know Nothing" is a slang term used when something embarrassing is said or done. It is also used if something obvious has just been stated and then somebody asks about it. The term is also connected to " Gimme That Neck ".
Teacher: "Today we will be learning about Poetry."
Student 1: "What are we learning about?"
Student 2: "Poetry! The teacher just said that!"
Student 3: "Neck!"
Student 4: "Neck No Nothing!"
Student 3: "Gimme that neck!"
Neck No Nothing by Rand0mP3rson November 12, 2022

No neckasaurus

A woman who rotates her entire body when trying to turn her head.
No neckasaurus by Aussiepepper January 27, 2015

No Necked 

When you jack off so hard your chin goes into your chest and you no longer have a neck
No Necked by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024

noneckahedron 

the shape of an overweight person who's head appears to connect directly to their shoulders, without any trace of a neck
dude 1 "was that the guy with a double chin?"

dude 2 "hmmm... he was more like a noneckahedron"

dude 1 "ah yeah, that guy!"
noneckahedron by bucketeer 0))) September 19, 2010
The polytheistic religious belief that one day when the sun heavily burnt the necks of our ancestors, disrupting the yin and yang between the sun and the sea, we forever took a vow of hatred towards the evils inflicted by the sun. Now, we cover our necks by pulling our shirts over our mouth, nose, and ears. Additionally, the inside of our shirts, at the top, are lined with blessed cloth, that way we only breathe in sacred air. Uncovering your neck, hence eating and bathing, are to be done in private. Those that practice are referred to as “noneckists”.
Hey dude, why does Jimmy cover his face like that?”
I heard he practices noneckism”
Noneckism by YesPapa47 September 13, 2018