mutton lamb ratio 

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).

dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse

mutton lamb ratio by gwbert November 16, 2014

mutton dressed up as lamb

An older lady dressed like a skank

Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb

mutton dressed up as lamb by Vailima October 14, 2016

mutton and rice 

Mutton and rice - that good dish that is cooked in your hometown, slang for hometown food/scran

Mum: I cooked you your favourite meal tonight

Son: No way! You made me that banging mutton and rice
Mum: you know it!

mutton and rice by HarryChadwick789 March 5, 2017

Mutton dressed as lamb 

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

Mutton dressed as lamb by Dave November 6, 2004

mutton chops 

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin

Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.

mutton chops by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

mutton dummies 

belfast slang for a pair of slippers dated c1950

hes wearing his mutton dummies

mutton dummies by Victor Luney December 14, 2008

Mutton Dagger 

A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.

Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!

Mutton Dagger by Sophie and Sarah June 4, 2007