What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.

It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.

mortar and pistol by QuacksO February 4, 2022

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Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

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Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

Mexican Mortar Strike by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011

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Brick-and-mortar

adjective specifying the nature of a location as being physical, as opposed to an online location of the same name. abbr. as "B&M"

The Best Buy site says that game on sale is sold out, but im going to head over to a B&M one anyway to see if theyve got any left in the back.

Brick-and-mortar by Legacy October 17, 2003

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