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This occurs when sex is had with a woman shortly after her period has ceased. This woman usually has to have a high flow of menstruation for this to happen. The male has sex with the female and it is usually done with the woman on top of the man. Nothing is different from normal sex until the woman has her orgasm. As her vaginal fluid is being thrust out of her vagina, the left over menstruation fluid, the membrane, is also shot out of her vagina. Discovery of the membrane usually does not happen until the woman dismounts the man's penis, but the woman usually knows earlier. The woman's membrane is usually spread out over the man's pubic region. The man is most likely left in disgust. It is appropriate for the man's friends to call him Membrane Man once he shares the story.
Jacob told us the story of his girlfriend's membrane being spread over his pubic area after he had sex with her. We then called him Membrane Man for a great deal of time.
membrane by Mike Hooter April 19, 2006
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The Pulsating Membrane 

Upon viewing of the anus close up during flatuation it is apprent that the inner ass protrudes slightly and pulsates or vibrates.
I was looking in the mirror yesterday for a close up of my fart and i saw The Pulsating Membrane.

Professor Membrane 

Dib Membrane's horrible, yet rather sexy father from the early 2000s nickelodeon cartoon 'Invader Zim'. Professor Membrane is a 12 foot (at least) tall world-famous scientist, who neglects his kids, but on the bright side he has incedibly hot robotic arms after losing his fleshy ones to sharks. He is a DILF.
"Professor Membrane is my favourite Dilf"
"Simping for Professor Mmebrane is not a healthy coping mechanism, Kyle."

memecated 

being up to date on all the new memes and trends, and know how to use them.
1: Do you know what a meme is?
2: a Me-Me?
1: *facepalm* you're not memecated
memecated by xuller May 26, 2017

dib membrane 

Dib Membrane ? What a loser.
dib membrane by ZZZZIIIIIMMMM September 25, 2020

membrane keyboard 

A membrane keyboard is a horrible keyboard 8 year olds use because they think it’s good because it has rgb. It is not they suck they are the worst things to ever exist. If you have a membrane keyboard and like it I am going to assume you play fortnite and enjoy it.
I have a membrane keyboard! No one loves you.
membrane keyboard by C8 TM March 11, 2021