marten 

A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.

Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".

marten by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006

Ivan Martinez 

One of the martinez twins.

Has a heart of gold and should be loved more. He is the most sweetest and romantic guy that you'll ever meet and he will be those kind of boyfriends who buy thier partners roses everyday. Very funny and very handsome.

His ocean blue eyes are as deep as the sea and his muscular arms can make you feel loved on instant.

Last of all..

DAMN LOOK AST DAT FINE ASS

*Goes on dating website*
"How'd you like you man?"
I'd like them to be Ivan Martinez

Ivan Martinez by Trvsyaaa April 23, 2018

Marten 

Marten

The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.

Look at him getting all the girls , what a Marten.

Marten by MartenLAD August 6, 2012

Melanie Martinez 

A singer/song-writer who makes amazing music and awesome but weird music videos. She dyes her hair a lot.

Have you heard Melanie Martinez's new song?

Melanie Martinez by Amazing Shoe September 24, 2017

Martinelli Shower 

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.

To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.

Martinelli Shower by Birgeneau May 7, 2010

Martine 

A girl who you would want to be friends with she’s so kind and loving. Has a beautiful smile gorgeous in every way imaginable. Everyone wants to be her and rightfully so martine is a wonderful person to be around And who ever has a martine in their lives should feel so blessed to have her presents!

Look at that beautiful girl must be a martine!

Martine by Teagan is swag December 12, 2018

doc marten dental plan 

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.

The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.

doc marten dental plan by Alcore September 23, 2006