Lagoon Madness 

a phrase used to describe something interesting, nice, or fascinating. Originated by two intoxicated men on a Wednesday afternoon

Yo the black and white outfit you’re wearing is lagoon madness bro where can i get that?

Lagoon Madness by head9999 May 25, 2023

lagoon animal 

A lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. Lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. Lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. Lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.

Bro 1: Last night I had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and I ended up at the lagoon. The lagoon animal took advantage of me.

Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!

lagoon animal by Vagina Warrior February 14, 2012

Lagoon Assistance 

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.

As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

Lagoon Assistance by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006

Lagoon cunts 

1. French for modified Vegetables. Mostly used as a insult.
2. a offensive term for someone
3. a complement for someone
4. a way to describe something
5. a ferocious animal scientific name is known as the Lagoonis cuntis and has been observed very rarely and at one point was thought extinct. but, in China the scientists have revealed 4 in their care. It is a omnivore and generally is a violent being that is also, quiet lazy.
6. A fb page was found with the name www.facebook.com/dahlcompany

1. you are all laying here like lagoon cunts
2. you are a lagoon cunt!
3. hey lagoon cunt
4. you are looking very lagoon cunt today
5. ahhh the Lagoonis Cuntis is eating someone's fist
6. Lagoon cunt is great

Lagoon cunts by betterthantape January 2, 2013

Lagoon Lurker 

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.

Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!

Lagoon Lurker by Yung FROG May 8, 2016

lagoon spoon 

Getting head while driving a airboat

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing

lagoon spoon by papaski November 21, 2016

Lagoon Mouthwash 

Lagoon Mouthwash-
When one person receiving oral, pisses down the throat of the person giving, and that person precedes to vomit up the piss onto the receiving person’s penis.

Person 1: It’s been a while since I’ve gotten Lagoon Mouthwashed.

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: Oh, oh buddy..

Lagoon Mouthwash by Tangerinebee March 12, 2020