ring knocker

A slang term for military college or university graduates. It refers to the large graduation rings that are usually worn by said persons, and to the tradition of knocking the ring on a table to quiet a boisterous room.

Carl just graduated and got commissioned... and now he's SUCH a ring knocker.

by K...! May 13, 2006

nut knocker

A fart so powerful its flatulence makes your testicles flutter.

My balls just flew over my shoulder after that nut knocker.

by Pinky 2 Totters January 18, 2007

snockered

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...

After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.

by SLU August 23, 2004

knocked out

To be asleep.

Yo last night was fucking crazy. Soon as I got home I was tired as fuck. Was knocked out in like 5 minutes.

by Jonny McScrub September 21, 2010

knocked up

when a guy gets you pregnant by accident , whoopsies

felisha: man i’m feeling so sick today kylie

kylie: omg babe are you knocked up???
felisha: oh SHIT !

*dramatic head turn*

by titleofyoursextape June 17, 2019

Slobbin Knockers

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.

randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

by peanutbuttermansux June 23, 2016

Fran is knocked

This phrase stems from the saying "Knocked em! Knocked em!" many fortnite players use it when eliminating an opponent. Fran comes from the name of a participant on season two of a show called 'The Island with Bear Grylls'. On one of the episodes Fran faints. Fran's unconscious body looked similar to a "knocked" player on fortnite. Therefore, Fran is knocked.
One can use this phrase in the same manner they would use "roasted", "that's tuff", or "got em". After something bad or unfortunate happens to someone is the preferable time to use this phrase.

Example #1:
*Your little sister falls down the stairs*
You: "Fran is knocked! Fran is knocked!" *laughs*
*your little sisters continues crying*

Example #2:
*Your friend and the weird kid are actively roasting each other and your friend comes with some heat*
You: "Dang Fran is knocked!"
*weird kid reaches into his backpack while humming pumped up kicks*

by QuirkyGurl06 March 31, 2022