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justifiable 

That can be justified. Anything that has a justification.
"The Cell Block Tango" from "Chicago" paints pictures of justifiable homicide;

"He had it coming,
He had it coming,
He only had himself to blame;
If you'd have been there,
If you'd have seen it,
I'll betcha you would have done the same!"
justifiable by Lorelili July 29, 2012

justified justin 

When someone can't take a joke and simply has to justify why their right
"Ok look another Justified Justin, making his point to which know one cares about!'

Justificator 

An alternate name for a car indicator, when used after a turn has commenced, to justify the drivers actions
oh, that car turned and now the justificator is on!
Justificator by Bfunny November 27, 2010

skins justification 

After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.
I know,I did five full hours of Skins justification

justified bowl

when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.
Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????
justified bowl by bobbbbby January 11, 2008

justifiable homicide

When the judge or jury of your murder trial likes the same football team as you
Person 1: I did not kill that woman!!! By the way I am a Patriots fan...

Judge: It was so sad that they lost... I find this man not guilty!!!! This fits under justifiable homicide