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Jurassic Pork 

A policeman who is over 60 years old. This unretired cop has an ability to retire after 25 years with a full pension, but has such a fear of losing his power he just won't retire.
Jesus Christ, did you see the age of that cop? He's going to write me a ticket for doing 60 in a 50.
Yeah, that's definitely Jurassic Pork. What a douche nozzle.
Jurassic Pork by Furback August 21, 2009

jurassic park 

Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"
Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"
jurassic park by jimbokeeno September 1, 2004

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom 

A film that causes more grown men to cry than the spongebob movie
Holy shit Jurassic World Fallen Kingdoms so sad I fuken cried when the fuken volcano melted the fuken dinosaurs alive.

Jurassic Park 

You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...
Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...

Jurassic Park 

A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.
That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.
Jurassic Park by blazn123 December 10, 2009

jurassic park 2 

The second installment in the Jurassic park franchise. Based off of the novel The lost world Jurassic park by Michael Criton. Better than the third movie
Jurassic park 2 is so much better than Jurassic park 3
yeah it is
jurassic park 2 by Jooooos March 23, 2017