2 definitions by blazn123

A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.
That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.
by blazn123 December 10, 2009
When making love in the missionary position with a woman who has a small child, you grab the child, straighten your back, and hoist him/her into the air. Simultaneously, you sing the first few measures of "The Circle of Life".
Look at that MILF... I can't wait to give her the Lion King.
by blazn123 December 10, 2009