Definitions by blazn123

Jurassic Park 

A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.

That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.

Jurassic Park by blazn123 December 10, 2009

The Lion King 

When making love in the missionary position with a woman who has a small child, you grab the child, straighten your back, and hoist him/her into the air. Simultaneously, you sing the first few measures of "The Circle of Life".

Look at that MILF... I can't wait to give her the Lion King.

The Lion King by blazn123 December 10, 2009